Wednesday, October 3, 2007

The Continuing Story of the American Interview Project



First Day in Springfield, capital of illinois, the Land of Lincoln. We rented a car from Enterprise. They gave me a PT Cruiser. Exceptionally stylish vehicle.
Big plans today. Seeing Grandma Clarke after her doctor's appointment at 3:30 pm. In the meantime, we're continuing the American Interview Project, which is a pet side project of mine. Our location is downtown Springfield.

Until then.
PS Lincoln toiled as president while dealing with a host of physical and emotional ailments, including Marfan's Syndrome and Bi-polar anxiety disorder. Also his wife was insane. Some people have suggested Lincoln coped with his anxiety by developing a series of allegorical hand puppets based on the emotional spectrum.
PPS Bob is a loud cereal eater. And he mixes cereals. And he eats cereal in the Pink Bunny Hat. The sound of Bob slurping his Rice Krispies and Raisin Bran has driven me into a homicidal rage.

2 comments:

mlevy said...

I taught you all that I know about forensics. Important reminders - pull teeth before or after breakfast or killing. Burn body, do not leave until you are sure that body is completely incinerated,blood on clothes-burn with body. Make sure that you bring a change of clothes, walking naked through the woods is a dead give-a-way, or just ask Bob to stop slurping his krispies and bran.

Child-like Robots said...

Sounds like you both need a nice bowl of chocolate chip cereal.