Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Hustle and Flow






Bob and I had a very silly day, as well as brutally emotional day. It's very strange experience to have Bob down here on this part of the journey. It's asymmetrical. Bob has no connection to Springfield whatsoever compared to my fully steeped past.

Earlier in the day Bob and I drove to the White Oaks mall and bought dress shirts and ties, a la Rain Man. I wonder who's the Dustin Hoffman character in this scenario? From there we headed to the Capitol Square, right in front of the Old Capitol building, and set up shop. "Free Interview with a New Yorker," read our advertisement. As you can see, I interpreted the dress of a New Yorker based on what George at Bergerner's informed was the prototypical New Yorker outfit: black fitted dress shirt with white tie.

For three hours we interviewed folks in and around the Capitol Square. Old, young, black, white, homeless, homeful, criminals, law-abiders. We even interviewed a married couple from Cobble Hill, Brooklyn who quit their jobs to walk the 2,000 mile Pacific Coast Trail this summer. Their trail nicknames were "Hustle" and "Flow." (I should've told them our trail names were Slim and Rusty). They told us the names also applied to their marriage. We asked them what they were doing in Springfield. They were coming back from out East after attending Ben's grandmother's funeral, stopping in Springfield on their back to Portland.

We finished our interviews out front of the Lincoln Presidential Museum. We were sort of hoping for a dismissal from museum property for dramatic purposes, but security staff was too accommodating. In fact, the on-site PR director, Dave, mercifully gave me an interview after watching me bake in the sun for nearly 30 minutes.

The best part about the Museum was watching the watchers. It seemed like a reverse fish-bowl effect. All the fish inside the museum gathered to watch the action outside the bowl. Security guards and curators sheepishly lurked in the lobby, kind of acting like they wanted to be asked to interview. And then we disrupted a few teachers' attempts to create straight lines to board the waiting yellow school buses. Once one kid saw the sign, EVERY kid had to read the sign, wave at us, wave at the camera (their real fixation), and yell, "Will this be on YOUTUBE?"

Until then.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

You must of had a very interesting day. It seems like yor're enjoying yourself.Be safe as you continue your journey.

LoryAv said...
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Bronx Academy of Letters said...

HEY! Mr.clarke it's Briana. I know why you didn't get too many interveiws. It's because you weren't marketing yourself correctly; it's all about the pitch baby. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a "free" interveiw with a New Yorker. The NYC is all about the "green dream" You should've charged 5$ for ages 5-17 and 10$ for ages 18-up. I garantee your line will be around the corner. Have you learned nothing being at BAOL words are as valuable as gold.(I swear I just made that up) Anyway can't wait til your next post.

Bronx Academy of Letters said...

kewl post

LoryAv said...

Hey Mr. Clarke! It's me Lorraine. By reading your blog I can notice you do not miss us. You haven't mentioned your wonderful students back in New York. This is strange because you have been mentioned at least 2923734734856643278781764655 times among us so far this year. Your sense of humor, tantrums, weirdness and pet peeves might have gotten on our nerves before but they are truly missed. Even the whole crumbling of the paper thing has stuck to me. I feel like I am breaking a rule doing that now. Also, the other day we had an assembly and all the clubs and teams were introduced. When the boys basketball team came around there was a new coach and every one was snickering about it so you should feel pretty darn special.

I must admit, though our new history teacher is cool, she reminds me of Ms. Liestikow. But you still have an obligation to come back next year and become our teacher again.

I received the thank you cards from my party so yours is waiting for you! And I re took my regents again I know I received a higher grade this time. But if it's not above ninety I am going to re take it again.

Catch you on goodreads + take care,

Lorraine Avila

Unknown said...

Hey Clarkey..!!!! it's me illy...well Iliana :).. i see you are having a very interesting time and fun. From what i know you're in Wisconsin right now. I have a friend there. She has told me how much they drink there and about a cheese i think it's called "curd" "curt" cheese something like that.. from what someone else told me it looks like plastic so if you have a chance taste some and let me know how it really looks and taste.. well hope you and bob continue having fun... LATER..!

Child-like Robots said...

Will this be on YouTube?

Child-like Robots said...

P.S. This post has the most adorable comments ever.

P.P.S. Bob, you NEED to convince Maiko to bring Chicken and Maple up for a visit. I miss them so much!

Unknown said...

Clarkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.OMG i misz you so0o0o0o0o0o much... i can tell your havin the time of your life thats great I am happy for you. i misz the morning hand shakes :'(. I was reading the card you gave to me before you left it brought back so many memories of last year and how you were such a pain yet such a wonderful teacher and also a wonderful person in that weird kinda way of yours...Well i misz you alot Clarkieeeeee...
YA FACE!!!!!

Unknown said...

Clarkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.OMG i misz you so0o0o0o0o0o much... i can tell your havin the time of your life thats great I am happy for you. i misz the morning hand shakes :'(. I was reading the card you gave to me before you left it brought back so many memories of last year and how you were such a pain yet such a wonderful teacher and also a wonderful person in that weird kinda way of yours...Well i misz you alot Clarkieeeeee...
YA FACE!!!!!